Thursday, July 22, 2010

iPhone: Handy Light App Users

Some 0f you are like me! You hate being stuck in a dark room...you always want to see everyone that is around you! Who wouldn't?

Well! Guess what? Some of us are in luck! One of the better flashlight apps went and added a secret ability to use the app to bring your laptop onto the internet! Because my thinking is...why have a flashlight if you can't use it to find a laptop...that can get online ANYWHERE?! :-)

1. Click your Airport menu and Create Wifi Network "Tether" on Mac
2. On iPhone connect to Wifi network "Tether"
3. Tap the blue arrow to the right of the network name to bring up settings.
4. Choose Static and manually set these settings:
---IP Address: 13.37.13.37
---Subnet Mask: 255.255.255.0
---leave the rest blank.
5. On Mac. Apple Menu>System Prefs>Network
6. Choose Airport (From the list of connections)
7. Click Advanced
8. Click Proxies tab
9. Check SOCKS PROXY
10. Set SOCKS Proxy Server: 13.37.13.37 & Port: 1337
11. Click OK
12. Click Apply
13. On iPhone make sure you're connected to y=
14. On iPhone open Handy Light
14. Tap BLUE, YELLOW, RED You will then see Purple to tell you its working.
15. Then tap the Upper Right-hand corner of the RED screen. If you don't do this…it won't work.
16. Open Safari and find your favorite porn site. (or any other website you wish).

***Realize that it may take a few minutes for your computer to assign itself an automatic IP address, So it may take a few tries before it kicks in. Be patient.

****Also keep in mind that this app IS NOT capable of running in the background. So if you choose to answer a text, make a call, etc…you will be disconnected from the internet. Keep this in mind. We will also likely never see an update to this software.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Music Biz Rambling Inspired by: Modest Mouse

Are you ready for a little secret?

When I bought my special edition 180gram virgin vinyl edition of, "The Moon & Antarctica" by Modest Mouse...I had not ever heard one chord of it! On "record store day" I so desperately wanted to purchase a new LP. Especially because I had Matthew Spill and Dylan with me. I was not about to take them into MY stomping grounds....my Record Store...and not buy an LP! Not only did I NEED to get an LP but something cool, indie, and hip!

How else would they have known how awesome I am? Duh!

Now I am not a COMPLETE tool. I do like Modest Mouse. Like much of the world I was a listener of their more recent album entitled, "Good News for People Who Love Bad News". It was a great album. I also keep my iPhone at arms length and it told me that 'Antarctica' was very high rated! Even more so than "Good/Bad News'. So I wasn't completely going into a blind trap. Nor would I.

I bought the album...and as it turns out I love it. While I was irritated with myself for my motivation in buying that LP... I can't help but be thankful for that day because I feel like it took me back in time! When my mom was a youth...she had no internet. There was no iTunes to hear 30 sec clips of each song. You had a radio single (if you were lucky...). Then you either bought the record or you pussed out. Our digital age has turned us into a bunch if wimps. Record labels are so terrified nobody is going to buy an album that they post the entire fucking thing on Myspace a week before it comes out! The whole album!

Sure they take precautions so you won't download it. Plus we all know the hardcore fans are going to buy it anyway. But you completely destroy the element of people "taking a chance". Buying an album and not being thrilled with it barely exists anymore because our technology has spoiled us.

This practice has always irritated me. Plus my insistance for good quality music as caused me to swear off listening to "Myspace throttled bullshit versions' of albums. I either wait for the vinyl to be available...or I turn to torrents for a good version of the music to be available (note: I prefer the vinyl...).

I was very excited for "The Young Veins" debut album because of their roster. I heard not ONE SINGLE TRACK before release day. I pre-ordered the record and I loved it! I also loved the fact that I could go on the journey with that LP. The journey its creators had planned...I had full ability to take in all of its glory. No advertisements in between tracks...no limited quality...it was me and the LP. Stylus to vinyl. The way it should be.

Sure I could've found "The Leak" on MTV or something and heard it in advance but you know what? To me...'a leak' is taking a PISS. Nothing else.

I wish the music business would have some faith in us. If you do a good job letting us know who is in the band, and the DJs to their job playing it...we'll buy the shit. Spend a little effort getting a band on TV if you must. But only give us a tease!

Throwing shit on myspace is just begging for people to "listen and leave". I feel like as much as the music industry bitches about people stealing stuff...they are giving it away just as fast.

I call upon my peers to do your artists and their industry a favor right now...walk into your local record store...look around for something new and slap a $20 dollar bill on the counter! Pick something out that you have never heard before...but 'someone' told you it was good! Take a shot. If you don't like it....give it to someone who will! Or trade it in to a store that takes used merch.

We almost killed it all with Napster...the labels freaked and fucked it up even more...its up to us to throw the biz a bone. You dig?

Monday, July 19, 2010

Mixtape Monday: I am a Guest DJ! :-)

My good friend Karen Lisa is a well respected and veteran blogger! In my eyes, she is a major pillar of the blogosphere! As part of her many contributions she puts out a weekly mixtape blog available online called, Mixtape Mondays!

Karen gave me the honor of being a Guest DJ! So I decided to check out all 73 (and counting) of my Vinyl Record Collection and create the mix using ONLY songs on records that I own. I would love for you all to read my article.

So please go and check out Mixtape Mondays: Vinyl Edition

I am adding a Special Edition Twelfth Track! Exclusive to my blog only!! After you check out the fist 11 tracks...add this one:

12. Its Still Rock & Roll To Me – Billy Joel [Greatest Hits Vol I & II] (The title of this song pretty much says it all. I had about 2 paragraphs of text typed in for this blurb...but I realize now that the title says it all. Great tune).

**Next week I will post my entire Mixtape in this entry.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

So...You Want To Get Into Vinyl Records?


Welcome to a Musical Journey!
I am very impressed at anyone who is interested in vinyl records. It is important for younger people like you to get involved!

An LP is more than just “getting some music”. Its an entire experience including and intermission and everything! Vinyl records can only fit 30 minutes of sound per side. So you have to flip the record over halfway through! Some people complain about this but it really adds a neat dimension to the album. Bands make a big deal out of picking which song will be “the first”. On CDs and iPhones there can only be one first song. But an LP is really like 2 musical experiences back to back! Back in the early days bands would often have very distinct differences between the sides. Nowadays people don’t do that any more since there is no difference between halves of an iTunes playlist! lol.

If you’re like me you may discover that you hear the songs toward the end of a CD much less often than the ones at the beginning. It just makes sense. The longer you listen the more chances of interruptions to make you stop listening. With an LP you can easily start on side 2 when you begin listening! The songs toward the end are much more accessible! You hear more of the music.

Hear With Your Eyes, Too!
Artwork is a huge draw for LPs! Because of the large size (12 inches), the record companies are able to add a ton of extra neat stuff! A lot of times the albums open up like a book to show really cool artwork! There is plenty of room for extra posters and books, etc. There is so much potential! A little CD jewel case is tiny. They tried to put booklets and stuff to entice people but it didn’t work. It was too small. Not enough room for COOL stuff!

I recently got the vinyl rerelease of “Give Up” by The Postal Service. Its one of my favorite albums of all times! It came out in 2003. Only recently they came out with the vinyl version. There is so much extra cool stuff it is mind blowing! First of all, its a double album! Record #1 has the entire album and record #2 includes b-sides and other versions of the songs. So cool! It also included a 16 page color booklet with all of the lyrics and paintings telling the story of each song. There is also a double sides poster that looks really neat! When I play the music I can look at all that stuff and it really takes me inside the music! Check out these photos from “The Postal Service” so you can see what i’m talking about.

Put Your Money Where Your Needle Is!
Record costs can be high or low depending on what you want. If you’re talking about brand new albums they are generally between $16-$20. Sometimes you’ll come across special editions and other things that can be closer to $30. But most of the time they are affordable. For me the most fun comes in the used vinyl! Almost all record stores carry a giant collection used records that are $1 (yes ONE DOLLAR) a piece! Most stores have THOUSANDS of them in stock, too. They aren’t always in the best condition….its random. Some are scratched so bad you can barely play it. But a lot of the time its in perfect shape. It just might not be a popular record. I picked up a James Taylor album for $1 a while back ago and it sounds perfectly pristine! The sleeve was all scratched and nasty though which is why it was so cheap. It still sounds great though! That is all that matters. You may come across $2 bins too. I see those a lot.

You’ll also find a used section of albums that are in better condition and more rare/popular. For an example I picked up Led Zeppelin #1 for $10 the other day. When I got Sgt Pepper it was $30. There are a lot of variables for the pricing ranging from physical condition to popularity of the album to timeframe of the release. A mono version of Sgt Pepper can be worth 4-5 times more than the stereo version. I have no clue why this is, mind you.

A Little Bit Special!
If you're like me...you may have musical tastes that aren't quite mainstream. You'll find that a lot of mainstays of indie rock that you wouldn't expect to find at Wal Mart...tend to be a normal component of the shelves of your favorite record store. However we all have our favorite bands that haven't had the pleasure of gracing the Total Request Live stage or been distributed to your favorite college radio stations.

Just because you don't see your favorite album on the shelves doesn't mean its a lost cause! Most of the time your neighborhood record store can special order an LP for you. I find that more often than not...I need to do this. Usually record stores have distributers and can find anything you need pretty quickly.

Here are my directions for getting ahold of an album. This usually works out to be the best route. The safest idea is to do all of these steps and go with the cheapest.

1. Record Store: Special Order. No matter how old of an album...this is always the best first choice. Much of the time the record stores can track down whatever you are looking for and save you a lot of the hard work. Plus you don't have to pay any shipping. I've found that much of the time the cost of a special order from a record store is about what you would pay on the web + shipping. This option has the least risk because you normally don't pay for the full product until its in. If what shows up is not what you want...just tell them 'nevermind. its wrong.' I find that the record stores are very good at locating hard to find items. Plus if you have made buddies with the staff there...they will always go the extra mile!

2. If the record store can't find anything...check the web stores! My personal favorite is (www.AuralExploits.com). I find they have the widest selection at lowest prices. But also check Amazon and whatever else Google recommends. There is a little more risk involved if you go with less popular sites (which often your only choice with records). I have ordered many from that site that I mentioned above. Google will help you establish the reputation of any site. There is also risk like in getting anything else online. You don't get to hold the final product until you've already paid for it and waited a while. Make sure your site has a good return system. I have had to return a record once because of a defect and Aural Exploits handled it very well. I was pleased.

3. As my dad calls it... "gar-Bay" or eBay! A lot of the time this is the only option for rare and out of print items. I have used this method and had good luck. I am not going to go over the risks of eBay as it is obvious. A lot of albums (especially by indie artists) are only around for a very short time. Once they are out of print...it can be years (if ever) before you will see a reprint. This may be your only hope.

4. The Band/Record Label. Duh. Often times bands and record labels have stores and sell vinyl versions of products. sometimes the only way to get a vinyl copy is through the band or label directly so always keep that in mind! Sometimes they sell so little of them that its not worth it to nationally release the LPs.

5. Best Buy / Wal Mart / BIg Chains, etc. They almost never have records. But they are getting more and more every day. The nice thing about the big stores is the prices are low. I got Abbey Road at Best Buy for $10. Its about $18 at my indie store for the same exact copy. Loss leader much?

Make Great Haste!!!
Vinyl is getting more common place...but we are still in a place where most vinyl albums by indie artists are only available for a short time. It takes more to press a record than to make a CD. So its not easy to "keep making them forever". My advice...if you come across a record of a (not super popular) band you love...and you know you're going to buy it some day...just get it now! Don't risk waiting. Especially if its right there in the flesh at your record store! That almost NEVER happens. Call it 'fate'.

I was planning on getting a double LP of 'Futures' by Jimmy Eat World. I saw it on AuralExploits and was all ready to buy it...but then I decided to wait a little bit. No real reason. I just figured I could get it any time. I was wrong. A few days later it went on backorder...now its just not available! Luckily my local store was able to make a few dozens phone calls and they found me a copy (that is on the way now...). But it cost me quite a bit more. Its one of my favorite albums. I knew I would buy it someday but I took the risk. I was lucky :-). I'm not saying buy every album you see. But if you find your favorite album that may be a pain to locate later...smack down your mastercard. Thank me later.

Digital Get Down!
No matter how much you spend on a record you are going to want to listen to it! Sometimes in your house….but sometimes on the go! One concern you may have (other than the fact that I just made an N-Sync reference) is, “Geez. If I buy a big old 12 inch LP…how am I going to listen to the music on my iPhone or iPod? I don’t want to have to buy it TWICE (once with the LP and again on iTunes). The geniuses at the record labels have fixed the problem! Its BRILLIANT, too!

Nowadays the record labels cram the magic of MP3s into your LP! What you get is a little card that comes with the record. You go to the band’s website (or iTunes) and type in that code and then download a FREE digital copy of the album (MP3s usually). That way you have it portable for your iPod, iPhone, etc. Its a genius idea because the only downside to vinyl is that it isn’t portable at all. You can’t pop a record in the CD player in the car. lol. People started buying the music on iTunes since digital music can be played anywhere. But nowadays with records…you get the digital copy, too! This doesn’t always happen. But most newer stuff includes it. Sometimes they even include a CD. When I got the new Jack’s Mannequin record they threw in a CD, too. It was cool.

Time To Spin!
Now that I have sold you on how wonderful vinyl is…you need to get a turntable!!! I can help you pick out a good one. ☺ Its a fun hobby! I know Best Buy has some great models that sound great for their price. They have ones that go over over $700 of course. lol But there are plenty of nice ones that are way more affordable. Around $150-$200 is around what you’d expect to pay for a good one that sounds good. These models actually have preamps built in (easy to hook up to speakers. The audio signal from a record player is very different than that of an iPod or even CD player. A device called a “preamp” converts the signal. Newer models have these built in. Mine was old. I had to spend money on a preamp.

Many of them have USB, too. This allows you you can plug it into the computer and import. Records are better quality than CDs so some people like to import that way. But, as I said, much of the time you’ll get MP3 versions for free.

There are 2 major classifications mechanical-wise. Direct Drive and Belt Drive. Direct drive means the electric motor is connected directly to the turntable! The Belt drive system works sort of like the chain for a bicycle. Direct Drive is the best! It often costs a little more…but it will make sure your record spins at the best speed and has a much less chance of breaking down in the future. Belt drive machines aren’t as precise. They’re cheap. lol

Here are some basic suggestions for turntables. If you'd like more details...send me a message.

Stanton USB Turntable $199 Here is my first choice for you. This is the best (mid range) one Best Buy offers. Very good sound quality. Respectable brand. It also has the USB connection and built in preamp system. This is also a direct drive (which means it is more powerful).

Numark USB Turntable $169 This is similar to the above one. Just a little cheaper. Its also a belt drive so it isn’t as good motor-wise.

I’ll keep my eye out for more and add them as I find. :P Usually you can find decent stuff in pawn shops, too. I got mine there for $80 and I love it!

The Sum of the Grooves!
Being a Vinyl record enthusiast is a fun way to add something different to your musical experience. It makes you a member of a somewhat small (yet constantly growing) community of people that really and truly love music. People wouldn't be into this hobby if they weren't really serious about it. Anybody can buy a CD at Wal Mart. But to take the time to search out and find a record...that takes love. A lot of us record people act like we love music more than "CD Players" (the people...not the devices...hehe). That isn't always the case...but hey! What good is being a part of a sub-culture if you can't practice a little superiority? (Kidding...)

I hope you enjoy yourself and discover new music through your hobby. So far I have found a few albums and artists I never would have given a chance had I not allowed the fact that a fellow "record player" had taken the time to special order it. The music was worth a little more effort. That makes all the difference in the world.

So lower your cartridge into the groove and hear what analog music has to offer. You'll be glad that you did.


Saturday, May 8, 2010

Lazy Saturday with Dad

Saturday was once a safe haven for a school-aged Michael Dougherty. The guarantee of relaxing on Saturday morning was as iron-clad as the sun coming up that very day.

Friday nights were parentally sanctioned late nights. At the tender age of 6 or 7 I would be able to force myself to stay awake to the unthinkably late hour of 10pm. It was just enough time to see ABC's "TGIF" comedy block to its end witness the beginning credits for a "Mission: Impossible" rerun before exhaustingly making my way from the living room to my bedroom. A deep thinker at an earlier age, I would often tell my parents Friday night's sleep was always the best because of my sheer level of fatigue. I was able to fall asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow rendering me immune to the normal nightly nuisances. The intriguing sounds of my parents talking or my father's TV habits were unable to jar me in my weekly Friday induced coma.

I also slept soundly knowing what was in store for me when the sun rose. Saturday mornings were just about as sacred as the Friday nights that prepared me for them. I am one of the millions who can add "Saturday Morning Cartoons" to their list of treasured memories and pastimes. A wide array of animated bills awaited me on this morn. I would usually unearth myself from bed at the unglodly hour of 7am. When I was extremely young I would insist my parents awaken at this hour, as well. This was always met with a certain form of masked annoyance from good old Mom & Dad.

My favorite part of this Saturday morning ritual was the one thing I could always count on. You see...sometimes the occasional golf match or college football contest put my reruns of the Sonic the Hedgehog animated series at risk. However I had one certainty could never be hindered taken away. As frustrated as my dad was with my early morning wakeup calls...he always came out for just a little while. He'd grumblingly kick me out of their bedroom. I'd walk out of there with a huge smile on my face. While it may have appeared all was lost...I knew I was the victor!

I would go lie down on the couch having already pre-selected our TV program before the mission began: to watch the only cartoon I could never miss on Saturday. I would wait until I would smell the familiar sound of whatever aftershave my dad wore. "Move over!" I would then hear. Half asleep, my dad would cram right there on that couch and lie down next to me so we could watch a cartoon together. "Its about to start, "I would say. "It looks like a good one! Slimer gets kidnapped!" For it was time for our weekly episode of "The REAL Ghostbusters" animated series to begin.

Being enchanted by the Summer blockbuster film of only a few years prior, my dad & I loved the Ghostbusters. We would lie there together every saturday morning for 30 uninterrupted minutes of paranormal psychiatry at its best by the very best men in the business. Dr Peter Venkman and his team. While Dr Venkman was a paranormal psychiatrist...the therapy this morning ritual provided me with is beyond anything I've ever gotten in a shrink's office.

While dad would fall asleep occasionally throughout the show...I always knew he was still into it. At my young age I was still always thankful that my dad took this time to bond with me every Saturday morning. But now that I am adult and, like him, work an insane amount of hours to keep a household together...I am even more appreciative that he took his only day of sleeping in to spend it with his first-born son. I don't know if he was aware of how much those mornings meant to me...and still do. But they had a tremendous impact on the man I am today. A man who considers bonding with someone you love as the utmost priority in life.

Once the credits rolled up on Ghostbusters he would usually retreat into the bedroom for another hour of sleep. I was always perfectly okay with this, as I was very understanding of how hard he worked.

He could've slept all the way through each Saturday morning and nobody would fault him for it. But my dad recognized a unique opportunity to do something with his son that was very important to him. It was something that didn't require a bunch of money to be spent, tickets to be purchased or even special atire to be put on.

It was the simplicity of a man and his little boy watching a cartoon together. The simplicity of a young man getting to be at the center of attention of his hero. This ritual didn't require ANYTHING more than us...but it meant EVERYTHING to me. It still does.

We're both a lot older now and I figure we'd cause damage to most couches if we tried to lie across it. But I am extremely grateful to say that even though years have passed and life has continued to happen...I still get that feeling from my dad. Only nowadays it isn't from a cartoon. It can be in the form of a phone call, text message, hug, and sometimes even stern lecture. No matter the delivery, the bonding and love is there,

For this...I am eternally grateful. I love you, dad

Saturday, August 8, 2009

For a good time....

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Monday, July 20, 2009

Miracle on Gillingham

What became of paradise?

Reality...a dream.

Love unearthed from ashes

was bursting at the seam.


Companionship discovered

Lovers all the way

Friendship first, then soulmates

What did we always say?



Chorus:

A miracle on Gillingham, As Canaveral launched the sky

The Central Florida moonlight, ignited you and I

Several years of longing, delivered now in bliss...

In what I'd learn to treasure as the world's perfect kiss


The heart doesn't know zoning

A fact I've often fought

Believe in our connection

Right now its all we got


I still can feel your heartbeat

Im closer than it seems

Despite my self destruction

You've never left my dreams


Chorus:

A miracle on Gillingham, As Canaveral launched the sky

The Central Florida moonlight, ignited you and I

Several years of longing, delivered now in bliss...

In what I'd learn to treasure as the world's perfect kiss


From Georgia to the Ocean,

I see you at my side

Some things should be forever,

despite chemical pride.


Never forget that moment,

right when you kissed me back.

As long as we can feel it,

We'll always have a chance